This is the obligatory "my excuse for not posting in awhile" post.  All blogs have 'em.

I'm sorry I haven't posted in so long (as if you care) but I've been depressed for four and a half months and couldn't muster up the gumption to write.  Oh, there was one day in July when i "accidently" clicked on a link to some japanese anime scat-porn.  Ain't nothing lightens the mood like seeing a cartoon chick covered in her own fecal matter.  I laughed for hours at that.

Why fuck around...

Recipe of the day:

New from minute rice, pre-cooked personal sized, pre-seasoned rice bowls.  ready to eat in 55 seconds.  pop one of these babies in the ol' microwave.  upon removal add two raw eggs.  soak (and i mean soak) in soya sauce and enjoy with...what a surprise, beer.  It's kind of japanese, so it's perfect for watching the aforementioned entertainment.  If you are one sick fuck.

Shit kicking Mondays (Thursday edition):

1.  I was walking home from the bank and a car pulled up at the stop light.  Inside were 4 shirtless dudes (okay, i think one was wearing a skin tight TAPOUT shirt, you know the type).  They were white guys so of course they were listening to that slow wimpy generic hip-hop shit that the p-diddy's keep churning out these days, extra loud.  Anyway, one of them flexed his bicep at me (not in a gay way, but as if to say i'd better watch my step).  I would like to kick the shit out of them.

2.  Mike Shanahan.  He's got a real serious hate face.

Well, that's it for today.  Thank the good lord that football is starting soon.  Maybe some serious gambling and drinking can bring me out of this funk.

Words of the day:
"...an' i look down in the toilet bowl and there's all these bones an' shit floatin' around.  human bones. n' that's when i get it, like, BAM -- wasn't just weirdass dreams i been havin'...shit was real.  I was a fuckin' werewolf."

"so, what happened with the chick?"

"[what the] fuck you think happened?  i fuckin ate her..."

- brubaker "sleeper"