football has started and i was right about the drinking and gambling.  i'm no longer depressed, just pissed off and hungover.

so two weeks ago i rejoined my old gym because i remember there used to be lots of hot bitches there.  i went to work out one night (two weeks less a day ago) and you know what - no hot bitches.  christ, and i locked myself into a year membership - so i got to keep going.

people keep telling me to try internet dating.  the problem is as soon as a woman reads stuff like "i'm really into comic books and anime" she's gonna click next before the fucking page is done loading.  i can't leave that stuff out though, 'cause if she's not into comic books and anime it's gonna be a short relationship anyway (it won't last much longer than the time it takes her to walk into my apartment and see my GREEN LANTERN collection). 
anyway, friend of mine tried e-harmony, said he spent an hour filling out a questioner to determine his 47 levels of compatability and then he never heard from them again.  no shit, from my experience finding someone you have one or two things in common with is probably too much to ask for - let alone 47.
although (segue) i do cook....

recipe of the day:

need i say anything about this?

i'm cancelling shit kicking mondays this week - i'm feeling kinda holy tonight.

words of the day:
you know what, i'm cancelling this today too, haven't heard nothing funny or profound for an entire week.

wait a sec, just found this on wikipedia:  "Muumuu are also popular as maternity gowns and with obese people because they do not restrict the waist"
the word POPULAR is what makes that soo funny.