They say there's over six billion people in the world, but I'm pretty sure it's more like four or five thousand. I mean out of six billion people Merryl Streep gets nominated for an Oscar every single year? Not likely.

What would you do if you were sitting in your backyard one day just looking up at the sky, and all of sudden the Death Star popped into orbit? It's the DEATH STAR, you know it's there for only one reason, and that's to blow your ass up (it didn't really do anything else). No point in trying to run away, you'd just have sit there and watch it go down.

recipe of the day -
about two years ago, some kind of government conspiracy removed the double stuff fudgee-o from the shelves of all the super-markets i frequent. it was a rough blow, but like the marines i did adapt and overcome by way of no-name subsititutes that ship prebroken in their packaging. Last week however, i walked into the grocery store to see not one shelf, but a whole display of double stuff fudgee-os (on sale no less). i was overjoyed, and of course being overjoyed always calls for a trip to the liquor store to buy a bottle of wine - which brings about our recipe for today. this recipe is especially good, because all you really need is a cork screw and a wine glass and the new planet hulk cartoon dvd.
1. open the wine
2. pour out a nice big glass
3. grab a good eight (one full row, don't try and kid yourself that you'll only eat four - you'll just have to get up and get more in about five minutes) double stuff fudgee-os!
4. remove your pants
5. slap in the movie and watch hulk smash the shit out of some aliens while enjoying your drunken feast. hail dionysus!

picture of the day -
i caught the legendary dark knight in a tussle with a giant rotten mushroom.  the mushroom gave him a good go, but batman came through in the end: