I've decided to give up on my long time dream of learning to play the fiddle.
At least I didn't buy one this time, unlike that fucking yamaha keyboard i bought a few years ago -there's $400 i could use for booze right about now.

bullet points-

*(there's no bullet on this keyboard, something I've never really missed until now)

*reading over my blog two posts back, i'm glad i don't work for an nfl team.

*susan boyle isn't famous because she can sing good, she's famous because she can sing good whilst being dog-ugly.

*how come half the time big tits are awesome, and half the time they are disgusting.

*the raptors are even worse than last year.

*avatar is going to be the absolute shit, can't wait.

*does unleashing hell count when it's against the raiders and browns?

*have you noticed i've used the shift key a few times in this blog?


i encountered the miserable woman in the laundry room the other day, when i walked in she gave me the spock eyebrow, as if to say 'like you're worth my time'. fuck you.
recipe of the day-
i fear this section is suffering due to my stomach ailment, for example today i only ate some almonds and snow peas, ain't nothing funny about that assholes. i have been eating a lot of tim horton's chocolate chip muffins lately though. sometimes they have normal size chocolate chips on top, and sometimes they have big honking chocolate chips on top. i wonder who decides - it's fucking mind boggling. i generally eat these for my friday after work treat, and then again for breakfast on saturdays.

i just realized there is a bullet list option in the blog editor, will keep this in mind for next time. i'll be getting a digital camera soon, stay tuned and you can go back and check out photographic evidence that some of the chefs' more exotic dishes do actually exist.

words of the day- 'look at all those nippers attack the free cake'*

*i actually heard someone say this today, for real. i mean, it didn't matter that everyone else was eating the free cake too (cept the chef - snow peas 'member). but they were mostly vietnamese. ah the factory worker mentality.