want to hear one of the most depressing moments of my existence. no. well here it is anyway. i was sitting on a park bench in toronto reading moby dick. all of a sudden i see this old bag lady staggering towards. she took her time about it, which gave me a good five minutes to try the jedi mind trick to get her to go somewhere else, no such luck. she sat down at the other end of the bench and the first thing i noticed was that she stunk like rancid piss - i mean just reeked of it. she was probably about 50-60. then she started crying and moaning, basically balling her eyes out. i got the fuck out of there but fast. how much does your baby weigh again, ahhh, that's so cute.

movie review wednesdays - i heartily recommend the new hulk vs. direct to dvd. not only is this the first animated appearance of deadpool [i believe] but the amount of violence and blood shed is quite stimulating. wolverine kills a lot of people, and there are buckets of blood shed. children get killed, old men get killed, and i think about ten different people get their arms sliced off. i really don't know what more you could want out of life.

recipe of the day - clubhouse simulated bacon bits. they 'contain no meat'. just pour some into the palm of your hand and eat like a horse getting fed sugar cubes. with a 1-3 fat to protein ration, these things are also darn healthy.

words of the day - 'by the whim of time and circumstance, every man is made a hypocrite'