movie review wednesdays:
so i saw the facebook movie.  and just to spoil the end for you all it concludes with Mark Zuckerburg sitting alone and friendless in front of his computer, continually hitting the refresh button in hopes that his ex-girlfriend, who dumped him at the beginning of the movie, will respond to his friend request. from this i got:  i hate facebook, billionaires are losers just like the rest of us, and 'i can't stop to piss in the theatre because i got to get home fast and see if anyone has messaged me on facebook'.
there's few things more frustrating than when you go to some chicks facebook page that you had planed to start stalking, and get the message that they only share information with their friends. what good is this?

recipe of the day:
some people might not believe i eat some of these meals, so here's step by step proof:

sometimes you can't substitute no-name products (like cereal or cookies - 'cause you'll just get a bag pull of crumbs).  but canned meat is usually a safe bet.  i mean the can will invariably be dented so it's a pain in the ass to open (on no name ketchup the safety seal will have extra glue so it doesn't peel off right, same on the cheese slice wrappers so you will always rip the slice), but otherwise, step 1 complete.

step 2:

canned veggies are hit and miss, notice the overwhelming amount of carrot bits, but for 79 cents!

not step 3:

jesus that looks good.  but you should all know by now what's missing...

step 3:

...and you would have been right if you'd said ketchup.  only i had almost no ketchup left and what i did have needed to be saved for late-nite drunken ketchup sandwich.   that's alright, mayo can be used in a pinch.  mash ingredients together and, like Alexander said to some lackey concerning Bucephalus after the battle of Hydaspes (before he realized the grim truth):  "someone feed this fucking horse!"

words of the day (and blog shout-out):
".... luck has never been something that has been good to me. I could fall in a bucket of nipples and come out sucking my thumb, ok...."
- http://randomthoughtsofafatguy.blogspot.com/